Local man Simon Williams has applied for custody of his wife’s breasts as part of his divorce settlement.
Describing the breasts as being of ‘great sentimental value’ in his submission, Simon said he’d happily give up any claim over the house for full custody.
Alternatively, his wife can have the car in return for access at weekends.
“Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.”
“It’s actually ironic,” he told us. “Considering one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all is because I said I’d like her breasts custardy.”
However, Simon’s soon to be ex-wife has angrily rejected the request, saying that his failure to grant her exclusive possession of his ‘bits and bobs’ during their marriage undermined his position.
Lawyers in the case have suggested that they hold the breasts until the situation is resolved.
Here are the best jobs to have in 2017, according
to jobs website Indeed
Indeed, the jobs website, crafted the list using number of
job postings, salary ($70K+) and growth opportunity data based on postings from
2013 to 2016.
Software engineering and developer jobs scored seven of the top
10 spots. Full stack developer, which requires the ability to work on
front and back-end technologies, won best overall job with an average base
salary of $110,770. Data scientist ($129,938), development operations engineer
($123,165) and salesforce administrator ($89,702) were close behind.
“As every business morphs into the digital version of itself,
the demand for workers with highly technical abilities is increasing far faster
than supply” said Paul D’Arcy, Indeed senior vice president in a
release. “The result is a rapid growth in open, unfilled jobs and increases in
salaries for the talent that can fill these roles.”
Aside from tech, D'Arcy said roles in management, engineering
and healthcare also look promising.
Here's the jobs that made the top 10:
1. Full stack developer
2. Data scientist
3. Development operations engineer
4. Salesforce administrator
5. IT engineer
6. Salesforce developer
7. Quality engineer
8. Digital project manager
9. Cloud engineer
10. Management consulting analytics manager
These are the 15 best airports in the world
Skytrax
has just released the latest results of its annual World Airport Awards with
Singapore's Changi International winning for the fifth year in a row
Consumer aviation website Skytrax has published its latest annual
World Airport Awards and for the fifth consecutive year, Singapore's Changi
International Airport took home the crown as the world's best airport. The
facility serves as one of Southeast Asia's largest transit hubs and is a major
cog in the city-state's bustling economy.
"Winning the Skytrax World’s Best Airport Award for the fifth
consecutive year is an immense encouragement to our 50,000-strong airport
community at Changi Airport, every one of whom is passionate about delivering
the most memorable airport experience to our passengers," Changi Airport
Group CEO Lee Seow Hiang said in a statement. "This recognition affirms
our service belief which we have held steadfast all these years - putting
passengers at the heart of all we do."
The Skytrax annual rankings are based on the impressions of nearly
14 million flyers from 105 countries. More than 550 airports were included in
the survey, which covers 39 service and performance parameters, including
facility comfort, location of bathrooms, and the language skills of the airport
staff.
Here's a closer look at the other airports that made it to the top
of the prestigious Skytrax list.
15. Copenhagen Airport (CPH)
Yearly passengers: 26.6 million
Previous rank: 18
Why it's awesome: Copenhagen is one of the busiest hubs in Northern Europe and is
a major base of operations for Scandinavian Airlines and Norwegian Air Shuttle.
Skytrax reviewers lauded the airport for its clearly placed signs
and the efficient, though sometimes crowded, facilities.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is
for 2015, provided by Copenhagen Airport.
14. Tokyo Narita International Airport (NRT)
Yearly passengers: 39.1 million
Previous rank: 11
Why it's awesome: Narita is the first of the two Tokyo airports to appear on the
list. Located 35 miles outside of Japanese capital, Narita handles the majority
of the international traffic going in and out of the city. The airport serves
as a major hub for ANA, Japan Airlines, Delta, and United.
Skytrax reviewers lauded the airport for its efficient and
friendly staff, clean facilities, and abundant dining options.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is
for 2016, provided by Narita International Airport.
13. Vancouver International Airport (YVR)
Yearly passengers: 22.3 million
Previous rank: 14
Why it's great: Vancouver takes
home the prize as the top ranked airport in North America for the eight year in
a row, and for good reason. Customer reviewers on Skytrax cited YVR's friendly
staff, high level of organization, and easy access to downtown Vancouver as
some of the best things about the airport.
Vancouver International also boasts a floatplane terminal, as well
as a sizable collection of art from the Pacific Northwest.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figures are
final rankings for 2016 provided by Vancouver International Airport.
12. Kansai International Airport (KIX)
Yearly passengers: 25.2 million
Previous rank: 9
Why it's awesome: Located on an artificial island in the Osaka Bay, Kansai
International is a major hub for ANA and Japan Airlines.
Reviewers on Skytrax praised Kansai for its modern architecture,
spotless facilities, and helpful staff. The airport also boasts a Sky View
observation deck that affords passengers spectacular views of incoming and
outgoing flights.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is
for 2016, provided by Kansai International Airport.
11. Amsterdam Schiphol Airport (AMS)
Yearly passengers: 58.3 million
Previous rank: 13
Why it's awesome: Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport is one of the busiest airports in
Europe and serves as a hub for KLM, Transavia, and Delta.
Opened in 1916, Schiphol is noted for its wide variety of leisure
activities and has a library in which fliers can cozy up with a good book while
waiting for their flights.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is
for 2015, provided by Airports Council International.
10. Frankfurt Airport (FRA)
Yearly passengers: 61.0 million
Previous rank: 12
Why it's awesome: Frankfurt Airport is the fourth-busiest airport in Europe and one
of the most important transit hubs in the world. FRA is home base to
Lufthansa's fleet of more than 270 jets.
Skytrax reviewers praised the airport for the ease of transit
between terminals and the abundant shopping and dining options. Some, however,
have complained of the lengthy immigration lines.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for
2015, provided by Airports Council International.
9. London Heathrow Airport (LHR)
Yearly passengers: 75.0 million
Previous rank: 8
Why it's awesome: Heathrow is the world's third-busiest airport and the largest of
the five primary airports serving London.
Heathrow is in the midst of a major renovation with the addition
of a brand new Terminal 2 building. It's eight-year-old Terminal 5 building was
named the best airport terminal in the world by Skytrax.
Heathrow serves as the main hub for British Airways and Virgin
Atlantic.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is
for 2015, provided by Airports Council International.
8. Zurich Airport (ZRH)
Yearly passengers: 27.7 million
Previous rank: 7
Why it's awesome: Just eight miles from the heart of Zurich, the airport serves as
the home for Swiss International Air Lines and as a hub linking Switzerland's
largest city with the rest of the country.
For passengers with an extended layover, Zurich Airport offers
bicycle and inline-skate rentals and excursions to the Swiss Museum of
Transport Lucerne.
Source: Skytrax World Airport Awards. Yearly passenger figure is
for 2016, provided by Zurich Airport.
7. Central Japan International Airport (NGO)
Yearly passengers:
9.8 million
Previous rank:
6
Why it's awesome:
Built on an artificial island in the middle of Ise Bay near the city of Nagoya,
Central Japan International — also known as Centrair — serves as a focus city
for Japan Airlines and ANA.
Centrair holds the distinction as the best regional airport in the
world.
It has a 1,000-foot-long sky deck where passengers can watch ships
sail into Nagoya Port. There's also a traditional Japanese bathhouse where you
can have a relaxing soak while watching the sunset over the bay.
Source: Skytrax World Airport
Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for 2014, provided by Skytrax.
6. Doha Hamad International Airport (DOH)
Yearly passengers:
30 million
Previous rank:
10
Why it's awesome:
Hamad International opened for business in 2014 and is now home to Qatar
Airways.
The airport and its two terminals sit on 5,400 acres of land and
cost $16 billion to construct. Skytrax describes the facility as the "the most architecturally significant terminal
complex in the world, as well as being the most luxurious."
Source: Skytrax World Airport
Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for 2015, Qatar Government.
5. Hong Kong International Airport (HKG)
Yearly passengers:
68.3 million
Previous rank:
5
Why it's awesome:
Built on an artificial island off the coast of Hong Kong, HKG has become one of
the most popular facilities in the world since it opened in 1998.
One of the busiest airports in Asia, Hong Kong International
serves as the home to Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong Airlines, and Dragonair.
Be sure to play around at the SkyCity Nine Eagles golf course near
Terminal 2.
4. Munich Airport (MUC)
Yearly passengers:
42.3 million
Previous rank:
3
Why it's awesome:
Located northeast of downtown Munich, MUC is one of the busiest airports in
Europe and the second-busiest in Germany, after Frankfurt.
Munich serves as a major hub for Air Berlin, Lufthansa, and Condor
and it features airy glass-heavy architecture. A nearby visitors park features
minigolf and a display of historic aircraft.
Source: Skytrax World Airport
Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for 2016, provided by Munich Airport.
3. Incheon International Airport (ICN)
Yearly passengers:
49.3 million
Previous rank:
2
Why it's awesome:
This year, Incheon maintains its place as once of the world's elite airports
with a third place finish. Located on an island just outside of the South
Korean capital, Incheon is home base to Korean Air and is the 24th-busiest
airport in the world. It opened in 2001.
Incheon's highly regarded facilities feature an array of shopping
and dining options, in addition to a bevy of cultural performances. The airport
even has a Korean culture museum.
Source: Skytrax World Airport
Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for 2015, provided by Incheon Airport.
2. Tokyo Haneda International Airport (HND)
Yearly passengers:
75.6 million
Previous rank:
4
Why it's awesome:
Haneda is one of two major international airports that serve the Tokyo area.
Located a few miles away from the heart of the Japanese capital, Haneda has
proved to be a popular port of entry for business travelers and tourists.
The world's fifth-busiest airport, Haneda is known for its service
efficiency, cleanliness, and shopping.
Source: Skytrax World Airport
Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for 2015, provided by Airports Council
International.
1. Singapore Changi International Airport (SIN)
Yearly passengers:
55.4 million
Previous rank:
1
Why it's awesome:
For the fifth year in a row, Changi takes the crown as the world's best
airport. Changi serves as home to Singapore Airlines, Silkair, and Tigerair and
is the 16th busiest airport in the world.
The Singaporean airport has received praise from flyers for its
beautiful architecture, efficient operation, luxurious amenities, and its broad
offering of dining and shopping options.
Flyers passing through are treated to movie theaters, a multimedia
entertainment deck, spas, and a wild corkscrew slide.
Source: Skytrax World Airport
Awards. Yearly passenger figure is for 2015, provided by Airports Council
International.
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