BOLA AHMED TINUBU: HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW !

His Excellency, Adegboyega Oyetola, the governor of Osun State, and Bola Ahmed Tinubu's immediate sister's son is 67 years old. BOLA Ahmed Tinubu,Governor Oyetola's uncle, claims he is 69 years old.

If Ahmed Tinubu's sister was about 20 years old when she had Adegboyega, Tinubu would be about 20 years older than Adegboyega, and would be in his late 80's. This would be according to conventional mathematics.

But Tinubu does not follow convention. He often creates his own reality. As he had done with his place of birth, his origin, he has done here with his date of birth. Everything is a fabrication, a figment of a warped imagination !

It is only as a professor of Universal Black Literature and Culture, or 'abrakadabra 'that one can affirm that Tinubu is about 69 years old.

Let me therefore humor him by saying that once upon a time in certain Black societies ( you will find something like that also in Greek Mythology ), women had children from when they were as young as 2 years old.!

It is therefore plausible, under mythical circumstances that Tinubu's sister is only 2 years older than her son. This would make Ahmed and Adegboyega about the same age.

Professional propagandists argue that since we believe in the mystery of the Virgin Birth , (Virgin Mary ), the myth of the Seven Virgins, Santa Claus, faith healing, and spiritual wealth acquisition, we are likely to believe anything.

One day, Tinubu's image makers will announce that the so called sister of Bola Ahmed Tinubu could in reality be also his mother !

Welcome to the world of virtual reality ; the world of relative truth. This is Bola Ahmed's world.

And anyone waiting for Tinubu to call a spade a spade, or for him to act lawfully will wait forever in vain ; till " hell freezes over", as the saying goes. The man is totally devoid
of integrity !

Adetokunbo Pearse.Phd.Public Affairs Analyst, PDP Stakeholder, Convener RESET LAGOS PDP

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