The Market for Real Estate Porn Is As Hot as Ever

There’s a term for spending tortured hours browsing Zillow, fantasizing about houses you can never afford in places remotely distant from your own tax bracket: real estate porn. The masturbatory practice has only gotten more popular in the last few years, as the economy crashed and people fled (even if only mentally) their apartments for picket-fence homeownership pipe dreams during the pandemic.

But actual, literal real estate pornography is a real thing, and it’s wildly popular.

There are two common types of scenarios in this genre: where one person is renting and the other has some control over their living situation (landlords or property managers), that plays with a power dynamic that’s overt. Porn has always lampooned real-life taboos, and with landlords exploiting tenants more than any time in recent memory, this qualifies. The other scenario involves an agent and a potential buyer, in a more subtle, tenuous negotiation of terms and power.

Adding another layer to all of this is the background of the scenes: shooting locations and real houses that most viewers will never obtain but love to obsess over anyway.

With the way the real estate market is these days—where anyone currently renting without a hefty savings account or generational wealth seems to have a fat chance in hell at home ownership—it’s tempting to assume that this is a new porn trend. It’s not. While porn often mirrors and addresses the current zeitgeist, some porn plots are simply evergreen.

In the 1980 porno Talk Dirty to Me, a real estate agent is showing a house to a prospective buyer, and starts aggressively propositioning him.

“Feel this carpet, Robert. So sexy, so soft,” the female agent says to the home-buying, married man. “It is a nice carpet,” the flabbergasted buyer replies, as she shows him her carpet. “Why don’t you just sign these papers and get them out of the way, then we can have some fun?” she goads. (Spoiler alert: TheseAnd the 1979 film 800 Fantasy Lane is all about horny guys infiltrating a Hollywood real estate company that employs sexy agents, who take them on a tour of the titular mansion, where they (and more supporting cast) fuck all over the property.

The fantasy of having a hot lady lead you around an unobtainable house where no one’s home might not seem that deep. But there’s a lot a director can do with the theme of real estate, whether it’s agents and buyers, or landlords and tenants, or roommates and roommates. One production studio, Property Sex, has explored every possible combination, dynamic, and scenario that can be imagined within these confines, and has been dominating the genre for years—almost since its start in 2016.

One of the founders of Property Sex, who goes by Kalli, told me that she and her partner had been in the adult industry for 17 years when she had the idea to start a website dedicated solely to the fantasy of agents and clients. moves don’t work on him, but they do work on a peeping Tom, who catches her after she’s rejected.)

“There was nothing remotely close to this,” she told me. “There were so many niches at this time that were already done. And I was thinking, something that’s quite popular and a fantasy that hasn't been really touched before, would be a whole website based on real estate agents just having sex with their clients.” There were perhaps a few scenes that explored this concept, she said, but not a whole studio focused on the idea. “I thought it would be a good idea to start up a site that's strictly this: the client and the real estate agent, plus some other scenes in there too with the landlord and the tenants, so we sprinkled a few of those in there as well.”

The site blew up immediately, Kalli said. It was in the top three most searched sites on Pornhub (it’s currently a Pornhub partner channel, with almost two billion video views and 1.8 million subscribers), and consistently stayed in Pornhub’s top channels.

What makes the genre popular, Kalli thinks, is the unattainability of it in real life. “I think it's the idea that people have this thought in their head when they visit their sexy real estate agent, but you know, obviously, 99 percent of the time nothing's going to happen,” she said. “It’s the same thing as the typical [porn plot], where a plumber goes into the house, fixes her pipes and then something breaks, she's alone... It's something like that, except like with a real estate agent.”


“As a guy, you do come up with these fantasies in your head about certain things,” Tony Rubino, one of the male actors for Property Sex, told me. Maybe the waitress will be interested if he flirts; maybe the Seamless delivery person will come inside if he opens the door looking fresh. Maybe, just maybe, the real estate agent will fuck him if he shoots his shot. “That's a super big fantasy for a guy,” he said.

“The real estate agent is practically a mythical figure in pop culture and local lore: often a hot woman, perhaps a little older (cougar type), and flashy,” porn scholar and author of Alice in Pornoland Laura Helen Marks told me. “As an English person moving to the U.S., I was really weirded out and fascinated by the real estate agent billboards—the huge photoshopped faces of women with tons of makeup and big hair. It was almost as though the woman herself was a selling point. The process, too, relies on a high degree of performance and getting the client to like you.”

The agent and prospective buyer relationship offers a pleasantly flirty tension that’s natural to the roles. Neither is wielding power over the other; they need each other, with the added allure of the woman’s role typically being a more commanding one. “These roles are often power positions for women, especially when it comes to income but also when it comes to sales skills and embodying a certain persona,” Marks said. “The complexity rests in that delicate give and take dynamic—the seller needs the buyer to buy, but also the buyer needs the guidance of the seller who is essentially a gatekeeper.”

Property Sex’s scenes themselves lean toward a more amateur, point-of-view style of shooting. For the buyer/agent scenes, it’s often as if the buyer snuck a camera into the viewing, or is filming everything under the pretense of documenting a walkthrough—that inevitably turns more interesting. “It's reality style, you know, like someone shooting it with a low budget camera or something like that,” Kalli said.

In landlord-tenant scenes, unlike the more equal-footed agent-client relationship, who’s in control is more obvious. “The power dynamics seem much more straightforward in the sense of the landlord being in control and the tenant being powerless and in need,” Marks said. “Of course, this is not really true—the tenant pays the landlord’s mortgage, after all—but the way it plays out in real life puts the landlord in the power position.”

Culled from Vice